Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-03-20

  • Leaving LA soon when it’s finally colder here to spend two weeks in hot, hot Australia. I had really better get to see a wombat. #
  • Did one half a of a two button set that @cunch might put up on her store if I don’t just keep them instead. It might be TOO amazing, dig? #
  • It’s like a big tidal wave of jam coming towards us, only it’s jam made of @Glinner tweets filling up my home page. #
  • According to @essrose, I’ll be greeted by Lord Humongous tossing leis out to all the passengers. This had better be true. #
  • @CapnWalrus @Glinner is the incredible machine built to make such shows as Father Ted and The IT Crowd, in reply to CapnWalrus #
  • @essrose THE Feral kid should also be there, throwing a boomerang at the waving passengers now and then, harvesting fingers. in reply to essrose #
  • @wefollow #comics #animation #art #
  • I’ll give any one of you 10,000 dollars if you survive a night in this hauuuunted house. You…or your next of kin. Muahahah and so on… #
  • And here comes our first brave soul and…Oh…oh, no. Ghost got’im in the face with a Barrett M107 sniper rifle. Supernature wins again. #
  • Another challenger lost after being repeatedly beaten about the head by a ghost’s Master Replicas Mace Windu saber. That one’s purple. #
  • No! Don’t try to rescue him! Yes, the ghosts have only shot him in the leg, but they’re using him as bait. Snipers will get you. Think! #
  • I’m wondering now if the difficulty setting on this haunted house isn’t a bit too high. No one’s even made it to the porch steps. #
  • The ghosts are using an RPG-7 to blow apart passing cars while they wait for people to try to enter the house. Definitely challenging. #
  • Yep, @sindermann is not far off when referring to this place as “The Ninja Gaiden of haunted houses.” #
  • Challengers have slowed. Raising the award to $50,000, a tour of of the acid vat and my Vincent Pricey mustache. C’mon. Tour my stache. #
  • Surveying the carpet of fresh, bullet-ridden corpses around the house, I’m a bit sorry I initiated this haunted challenge. Sorry, guys. #
  • I just…I guess I didn’t count on the ghosts being so well armed. Was expecting some old-timey chains rattling, not .50 Cals and such. #
  • Just edited the wee video I made of J.R. Goldberg drawing her half of our button set. My glorious return to Final Cut Pro. #
  • The SciFi channel without BSG’ll be like the person you keep around just for screwing having their pelvis fall off. #
  • All the hipsters gathering at SXSW gets me thinking of Poe’s ‘Hop-Frog’ a bit. Should be easy enough to get them into orangutan costumes. #
  • Wanna see a lil video I made of J.R painting a tiny “thing”? Sure ya do. http://tinyurl.com/cwt9og #
  • Following up ‘Phantom of the Paradise’ with ‘Tommy’. It’s a night of grotesque musicals. #
  • @essrose No. I don’t even have a joke for that. Just no. in reply to essrose #
  • @3liza That’s why I only bullshit instead of regaling you with what celebs I am eating sandwiches with, or what toilet I’m sitting on. in reply to 3liza #
  • @3liza Sorry. I meant what toilets I am eating and what celebs I am SHITTING IN. in reply to 3liza #
  • @joeledbetter Never watched an episode but beating the living shit out of terrorists while I work amounts to the same, I think. in reply to joeledbetter #
  • Elaine, I think we need to have a talk. There’s maybe too many of you now to sustain with the supplies we have. Some of you need to die. #
  • Australian adventure is nigh, Elaine. Don’t forget to spare me the pain of live question taking: http://tinyurl.com/cyyu9d #
  • Not sure which culling technique to use for Elaine. Logan’s Run style might work, but installing gems into people is a bit of effort. #
  • What other famous herd-thinning tactics from books and movies might work best here? Elaine will suggest things now. #
  • Shirley Jackson getting a lot of love in these suggestions. That warms my heart crumbs. Continue! #
  • Coming in a close second is ‘The Most Dangerous Game’, based on an Ice T, Rutger Hauer duet, I believe. #
  • I know, left to my own devices, I’d still want my tax dollars helping Dreamworks’ latest trash to hit it big: http://tinyurl.com/cfxr22 #