- Saw a sign claiming a bakery’s goods were all made “with love”. I have no love, so I cleaned out the store, a brilliant plan forming. #
- One last look back and I saw the baker-lady, her face hanging slack and haunted from looking directly into my terrible, empty eyes. #
- Eager, I collapse in the street,, devouring muffins and banana breads and all manner of love-cakes. This time it WILL work. #
- @3liza ‘The Lovecakes Application’ is my band’s name. in reply to 3liza #
- Ever suffered like G did? I have, and it’s not cool, kids. Not cool at all. #
- The little flying demon warned me, but it’s advice seemed to have no effect, thus my suffering in G-like ways. #
- Concerned with how often a “mature” label in gaming or animation simply means giant tits and saying “FUCK” beyond reason. Howzat mature? #
- HotD: Overkill, while fun to play, is not nearly as funny with it’s constant fucks as the squeaky clean bizarre dialogue of part 2. #
- It’s tough enough trying pitch animation that ISN’T for kids without justifying it as being obsessed with fucking and cussing. #
- And then, when you tell them it’s about cussing at children while fucking them, they’re even less receptive. What do these people want?! #
- @warrenellis I hope you’re not saying that sarcastically. I really feel I’ve got a hit on my hands with this. in reply to warrenellis #
- Behold, lil’ nukies, @cunch has an etsy store. You probably don’t deserve it, but there it is. Wipe your feet, you slobs http://is.gd/kuWe #
- @zoetica I can be a filthy namedropper as well, lady. I was once at a KFC in line behind a guy I recognized from a Fritos commercial. in reply to zoetica #
- No day ever hits rock bottom when you have the Ghosts n’ Goblins theme running through your head. You do go a bit mad though. #
- Inexplicably, however, the Bubsy 3D theme pretty much guarantees you a terrifying and interminable attack from a rapacious sea lion. #
- @3liza Yeah, I’m a veritable mountain of thrown panties after I squeak out my heavy metal rendition ‘One Winged Angel’. in reply to 3liza #
- @rikkisimons It’s why I don’t hang out near you when you’re eating. I lose so much stuff when I’m on the event horizon of your meals. in reply to rikkisimons #
- House of the Dead: Overkill makes me wish, like I always do, that the Wii was a peripheral for a more capable system. Fun, but so jerky. #
- A particularly favorite touch is the lil American flag that waves when you execute a ‘goregasm’ killing spree. #
- Rest easy, guys. GIRL has reached the moon thank to your diligent stretching. Next stop: MARS. #
- These horrible days, every place I walk into has a piano player that suddenly stops playing with a discordant sting. Even my bathroom. #
- To stay warm during a blizzard recently, I cut open an ox and crawled into his corpse, and yes…piano player in there stopped playing. #
- I still think my idea for a marshmallow peeps cereal could be huge. It’s not cereal shaped peeps, either. Just actual peeps in milk. #
- Getting past the obvious slogan “Turns your milk Peepy” might be tricky, but it might actually be in aid of the grotesque charm. #
- Should Peeps Cereal take off it’d make it easier to get my ‘Bacon Wrapped Weenie’ Cereal on store shelves as well. Packed with vitamin W! #
- Vitamin WEE, that is. #
- I’m not kidding at all when I say that this song is just begging for a Tom Waits cover or at least a duet. http://tinyurl.com/zz5cz #
- Something along the lines of ‘Filipino Box Spring Hog’, but with some hideous beats dropped on. #
- Hopefully you guys tag the Mindspill RSS as I don’t always link to posts from this Twitter. Mostly out of shame. http://tinyurl.com/ac5cun #
- @rstevens Following him, yeah, but envying your doing so from anywhere but here. in reply to rstevens #
- Failed utterly at going to bed. Quite literally. Aimed for the mattress and flew hard into the ceiling instead. Gonna just stay up now. #
- I’m at that stage of staying up where you think you’re speaking at a normal volume but are, in fact, defecating on every one in the room. #
- Now at that stage of staying up where, regardless of the type of cereal you pour into the bowl, there are always booberries in it. #
- @3liza He Truly has captured your floating, and the fiery belch that so distinctly whispers “Eliza”. in reply to 3liza #
- To master the last trick in the video do you NEED a lounging vagrant handy? It just seems so specific. http://tinyurl.com/d52fbe #
- Spoke to a development guy at THQ and actually ENJOYED it. Didn’t even exit dramatically through the window like I often do at these things #
- Don’t get excited, guys. I was just re-stocking their snack machines. This goddamn economy… #
- Not sure if I should weirded out or immensely thankful that only around six people out of thousands reply when I write things here. #
- Suckers. This tweet/tracer app will now allow me to sniff out your minds and bump you all off. 6 corpses just wasn’t going to be enough. #
- Most of you deserve it for being heatheny enough to think my icon is Adolf Hitler. #
- Clearly there is a hard split between the older, grizzled folks in the Chapliny know and the wee ones still in their pre-Chaplin-aware stage #
- An arena shall be rented, weapons distributed amongst the tribes, and cameras set up that I may sell the footage. This damn economy, man… #
- @enicolle now you know how Wolverine or Freddy Kreuger feel. Also Vega…and Predator, too. You see where I’m going with this. in reply to enicolle #
- @meathelix Hey, thanks, maaan. Most game company dealings I have end in mysterious, dead silences, so stocking snack machines is progress. in reply to meathelix #
- Gravity on the Helghast homeworl adversely affects the motor skills of the human attackers to where they control like prize game claw-arms. #
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