Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-01-16

  • @Glinner So long as you play with friends, or the proper enemies, it’s great. But jumping into random games is a horrid, painful thing. in reply to Glinner #
  • Having gathered enough info from all of you, it would seem the most popular post-apocalypse wear is pink capri pants and uggs. Awful. #
  • @rikkisimons best movie about dragons, agreed, but I’d put Reign of Fire’s beasties on top of that meager list. Slayer gets a bit muppety. in reply to rikkisimons #
  • @Glinner Depends, actually. Playing with strangers on Xbox Live can be like being stuffed into an outhouse with soccer hooligans. in reply to Glinner #
  • Proof that there is no god, or that whatever god you think loves you actually hates you more than you can know: http://tinyurl.com/9bhowj #
  • I have speakers mounted on my shoulders, and a girly-sticker-covered Macbook Pro running Songsmith strapped to my chest. Watch out world. #
  • Defense agencies trying to stop me, but their weapons are useless against my Songsmith field. Rockets drop impotently from the sky. #
  • Hired assassins crumple, shitting, to their knees as I croon lethargically about radioactive towels and hating my shrill banshee-daughter. #
  • @rikkisimons It also has a a score that contains an almost note for note section from Elfman’s Batman theme. Strange place for an homage. in reply to rikkisimons #
  • A few things that bother me about the Songsmith ad. Dad has a daughter that looks around 11 or so and he’s never heard her sing? #
  • Is that just bleak or what? Dad cocks his head like a confused dog at the noises his usually dead, unfeeling daughter is emitting? #
  • 4,000 followers? And not one of you has offered to bake me a pie? I don’t pay you to sit around and not bake me pies, people. #
  • I’ve just been informed that, apparently, I don’t pay you at all. Sorry about the misunderstanding, guys. Carry on! #
  • Currently running along rooftops like superheroes do, stumbling and flopping off, crushing someone’s cat, just like in the classic tales. #
  • I’m in terrible pain. Cat’s skull fragments embedded in my thigh muscle. Explaining to some kid that I’m a superhero, but he keeps crying. #
  • @rikkisimons That’s a long soundtrack, man. Your loved ones will be standing around in agony for awhile after you breath your last. in reply to rikkisimons #
  • @3liza is confused as to why @warrenellis doesn’t get responses like mine despite the fact that he’s a much more horrible man than I. in reply to 3liza #
  • @zoetica I’m not sure that’s really him. Why would Tom Waits incessantly tweet bits of his own lyrics? Hell, even I’m not the real me. in reply to zoetica #
  • Never saw the Beastmaster, and I’m actually glad I waited long enough for this re-imaginineering of it: http://tinyurl.com/9ubpef #
  • In the end, though, aren’t we ALL making songs with Songsmith? Dad? #
  • @Nickrob Anything to further the cause of murdering people with a bag of kittens. Well done! in reply to Nickrob #
  • @fredrin You’re alright still. It’s only 1:08 here, so, in my dimension, you’re not breaking your rules. It’s like in Gremlins. in reply to fredrin #