Chickens. Wieners. Horror.

For the past few years, I’ve been keeping a woman prisoner in my basement.  Isn’t that awesome?  Anyhow, starting right around when I first met “Martha”, I started up a bit of a tradition at my San Diego Comicon visits, and that was to always check out the premiers of Breehn Burns’ latest animated shorts.  If you don’t know Dr. Tran, then take a moment to acquaint yourself in the wondrous lore of that world.  We’ll all wait for you, since having your ignorant self along for this post is, frankly, a bit embarrassing and we’re all trying really hard to pretend you’re not one of the most awful people we have ever met.

Start here with the original: Here Comes Dr. Tran

Okay, I guess you’re a little better now, but stay the fuck off the carpet and don’t you dare make eye contact, yeah?

Anyhow, This past Comicon, sadly, I missed Breehn’s latest, but thanks to the wonders of modern Youtubery we can all enjoy this latest chapter in the Tran saga, and it’s got a fruit hat this time around, so you just know it’s good, right?  Fruit.  Hats.  Fruitbats.

Well, we all just watched it, right?  I gotta say, I shat myself I was so afraid of that hat, but when it turned out to be a chicken, I had flashbacks to that M. Night Shamlamlaml movie where the ghost actually turned out to be old Mr. Whatsisface, the amusement park owner being buried by his mortgage looking for a way out of his financial hell.  How many movies have I seen now where the hat was actually just a chicken?  Fuck you, Breehn.

P.S: ROYBERTITOS!