Holy shit! They said the day would never come but I didn’t believe them? Remember how I kept telling you I didn’t believe them and you thought I was crazy to have hope in my heart when everyone was giving up and laughing at me? Well who’s laughing now, buddy?
Noodlecon shirts are available for everyone now, and not just the people who bought them at the San Diego Comicon! I know! It’s impossible, right? WRONG! I can prove it to you! Just throw some money at Slave Labor Graphics and they’ll fire one at you, straight through your wall and into your face.
No, this is not a dream. This is really happening.
Oh my god, I can’t even keep talking about this. I’m going to go eat a bowl of these delicious shirts because wearing them isn’t enough. This shirt has to travel THROUGH me.
Every dollar you spend on these shirts goes straight to my pants. Okay, it goes to buying pants because I’m not wearing any pants and it’s not pretty.