INVADER ZIM Fact #9

Dingy dingy dingy dingy! BOOOOOF! zzzuuuUHHHHHHHH.

Number nine.  Number nine.  Number nine…

Hahah!  Get it?  Neither do I.

Alright, moving on.

The response these posts are getting has been overwhelming, becoming increasingly unpopular in ways I could never have anticipated!  So I’ll do my best to keep it up and you just keep slumping more and more unpleasantly in your chair until i’ve no voice left from screaming and ranting incessantly and you’re just a dust covered skeleton collapsed around that lawn chair you’ve been fusing to the past week or so.

I’ve gotta say, however, that I’m a bit disturbed by what some people are starting to say about my humanitarian efforts to enlighten some folks, that I am perhaps making some of this stuff up, not sticking entirely to the facts.

ME.  Making things up.  ME!!
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INVADER ZIM Fact #8

De Niro, speaking like a dracula, and Avatar font. What does it MEAN?

Way too much stuff to do, so if you were upset by how short yesterday’s entry was, you’re going to pretty much blow your brains out at how today’s barely amounts to the length of your average trivia bit on the underside of a Snapple cap.

Still, a mere blip of time spent here is a blessed breath of life-restoring reason and energy compared to what you’d get out there in that woefully misinformed hell you come from. You come to me like soe many gasping, choking Ecco the Dolphins, and I point you to the precious air vents from which you suck down the will to carry on, unafraid, at least until you start choking again.
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INVADER ZIM Fact #7

The man who puppeteered the Dib suit.

Alright, look. It’s Sunday, I’m terribly busy with prepping some artwork for a series of screen prints and trying to finish some last minute writing for something that isn’t nearly as awesome and mindblowing and helpful to mankind as these things have been but still has to get done, and, not to be upsetting, but, you’re inability to read is factoring in here a bit as well.

Today’s post will be much shorter than what I’ve been putting up this past week, and in this modern, information-microburst obsessed age, it’s probably for the best, yeah? Yeahhhh.
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INVADER ZIM Fact #6

Focus groups watching INVADER ZIM.

So I checked out the site stats for the past few days and it looks like these ZIM posts are pretty popular with the people who have an internet.  Also fascinating is that yesterday’s post that had almost nothing to do with ZIM at all was the least popular.  Do you know how that made me feel?  Do you?  It made me feel terrible, because it made me feel like you only like me for my sweet tits when I have  so many other qualities to offer.

Check this shit out!
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SEATTLE COMICON – I’m going, ya see?

COMICS! GAMES! FUN! SCREEEEEEEEE!!!

I probably should’ve mentioned this earlier, but if you’re in the Seattle area, or anywhere on the planet regardless of distance, and not a horrible person, just know that I’ll be at the Slave Labor Graphics booth at the Emerald City Comicon in…well…a few days, I guess.

March 13-14, to be precise.

Joining me will be J.R. Goldberg, artist on Jellyfist and all around swell person.

J.R. Goldberg and myself.

Currently, Goldberg and I are trying to get her brand new screenprinting operation to be operational, and hopefully I’ll have some fine screenprinted things to sell to your greedy little faces.  If I don’t well, we’ll all be sorry, I think, but you can blame Goldberg in that case.

In case you’re wondering how my adventures will affect the ZIM FACT posts, well, it’ll probably make it difficult to be as prompt, or as detailed as they’ve been thus far, but I’ll do what I can.  Been drawing like a loony and as much fun as it is sharing the hard cold truth bits with the world, I have to make sure other stuff gets done first!