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I am going to Emerald City Comicon, OKAY? Can I GO nowww?



So the Emerald City Comicon is happening again in Seattle Washington on March 1-3, and I’m going to be there. It’s gonna be great, and I can’t wait to see the looks on people’s faces when i smash through the convention center walls on my custom built, jet powered  signing table.

That’s right, I really hate how, at every signing, you have to look up at all these strangers’ faces looking down at you as you sit on some lowly folding chair, a position of weakness, no doubt, so a couple of years back I started work on retrofitting one of those military rocket desks for civilian use.

So yeah, I’ll be there, doing my usual convention thing, signing, mumbling, eventually regretting not dishing out the extra cash for the defensive cannons on the rocket desk.

Even though I’m there with the TopatoCo guys, they themselves are ashamed of me and have banished me to the SIGNING AREA C (dramatic echo effect), where dreams go to shit themselves and die.


Signing Area 1




Signing Area 2





Signing Area 2




If you have trouble finding it just follow the sound of my haunted cries.

I’m also on two panels this year, one where it’s just me and then another with the guys from Titmouse Studios. You can skip the one with just me so I can catch up on some sleep but don’t miss the Titmouse one.

MY PANEL – Saturday – Hall A at 12:30 P.M.

TITMOUSE PANEL – Saturday  - Hall B at 5:10 P.M.

I’ll keep ya updated as things like special con-only mini prints come up.






ZERO DAY Posters over at TopatoCo

Just like the title says, the Zero Day posters I had available only at last year’s San Diego Comicon are now available for you to tape to your windshields or however it is you guys like to commit suicide.  I dunno.

Ladies and gentlemen: BUGS! BUGS BUGS!

When these sell out, that’s it for this version of the poster.  I can’t count, but the people over at TopatoCo tell me there are around 170 of these guys left, so get them while they’re still hot (being in San Diego made them very hot).

If”n you recall, the poster is a revised version of the album cover I did for MC Frontalot’s Zero Day album. I told Front that when these posters sell out I’d buy him a falafel.  That was last July.  FRONT HAS NOT EATEN SINCE JULY.

Please help his dream come true.

And in case you missed it, also over at the TopatoCo store is the new Meatghost shirt.  What better thing to wrap your poster in than a new shirt?  Probably a lot of stuff, maybe, but I’m going to suggest the shirt anyhow.

MEATGHOST Shirts Now Exist!

Don't pretend your not scared. Come on.

Remember a while back I told you there were Meatghost shirts on the way, and you were so excited you camped out in front of the Best Buy waiting to be the first to buy one?  I didn’t have the heart to tell you they’d just be available online when they were available, and, frankly, I just found it weird and upsetting that you’d just do something like that no questions asked anyhow.

Well, the Meatghost shirts are finally here!  This time it’s an actual thing and not one of the countless, horrible lies I’m constantly firing off at you!  Can you believe it?!

I don’t want to exaggerate the power of these shirts, people, but they can stop death.  I won’t get any further into that, but just know you’ll never die once you wear this shirt.  I’ve said too much.

The first ten million people to buy five shirts each get free nightmares about being chased  by a sentient bulldozer the very night you receive your shirts.

Grab your spectral meat attire over at TopatoCo now!



Rikki Simons’s pumpkin last Halloween was inspired by Meatghost.  Check it out:

BOooOoo! I'm a ghoOOost...made of meat, except it's pumpkin meeeeAaat.