Holy shit! Â They said the day would never come but I didn’t believe them? Â Remember how I kept telling you I didn’t believe them and you thought I was crazy to have hope in my heart when everyone was giving up and laughing at me? Â Well who’s laughing now, buddy?
Noodlecon shirts are available for everyone now, and not just the people who bought them at the San Diego Comicon! Â I know! Â It’s impossible, right? Â WRONG! Â I can prove it to you! Â Just throw some money at Slave Labor Graphics and they’ll fire one at you, straight through your wall and into your face.
No, this is not a dream. Â This is really happening.
Oh my god, I can’t even keep talking about this. Â I’m going to go eat a bowl of these delicious shirts because wearing them isn’t enough. Â This shirt has to travel THROUGH me.
Every dollar you spend on these shirts goes straight to my pants. Â Okay, it goes to buying pants because I’m not wearing any pants and it’s not pretty.
Please help.